Sunday, October 13, 2002

this my friends is the Vocabulary Revolution. Our aim is to unify slang world wide. We start here and ask that you, the reader, would adopt this slang into your vocabulary and infect your little corner of the world with the Vocabulary Revolution. The first phrase we are implementing across the world can be used in myriad contexts. Are you ready for this? Can you handle this? The unvailing of the first world wide slang phrase? (drum roll please) The Vocabulary Revolution starts with the "not so..." phrases. Below are just a few examples of how this phrase can be used. Please, make this phrase your own. Love it. Use it. But please, don't abuse it.

1. "Not so much" (Do you want to go shopping? "not so much")
2. "Not so fun" (How was the roller coaster? "not so fun")
3. "Not so cool" (Oh my gosh, those last season Tommy jeans are NOT so cool.)
4. "Not so summer". (In arizona it's not quite fall but it's "No so summer")
5. "Not so American" (wow that guy is really hot. Yeah, he's not so american.[this is a good thing])
6. "Not so yay" (dude, I heard you wiped out big time. yeah it was "not so yay".)
7. "Not so stoked" (I have to go get a physical at the doctor's. I'm "not so stoked".)
8. "Not so Australian" (since Australian's are the pinnacle of cool this can kind of be used as "not so cool". but this is way cooler to say than "not so cool". Ex: dude, you still pee your pants? yeah, "not so Australian".)
9. "Not so original" (This works really well in musical circles. dude that is the riff from 'the sweater song'. "not so original".)
10."Not so smooth" (I saw you spill your drink on that chick, ha, "not so smooth".)

My fellow revolutionaries, please lend me your "not so..." phrase ideas. Put them in my comments or guestbook to share with the woooooooooooooooooorld!!!!!!!!! muuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha. Let the Vocabulary Revolution begin!